Humorous Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

Bob hope sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20.

Humorous funny 50th birthday slogans.

It creeps up on you anon. Funny birthday sayings. See more ideas about birthday quotes birthday humor 50th birthday quotes. Do not worry about avoiding temptation.

Funny 50th birthday sayigns. Funny birthday wishes for men there is a silver lining on your head on the dark clouds of your hair. Funny 50th birthday sayings. Let s crack open a bottle of prune juice.

Old age is like underwear. Now if only the senility hadn t wiped it all away. You ve accumulated the knowledge of 50 years on this planet. Funny 50th birthday sayings group 3.

Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday. Wendy cope middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Fun is like life insurance. Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh.

The older you get the more it costs. Feb 5 2019 explore ann braunack s board funny 50th birthday quotes on pinterest. This is the salt and pepper style that makes you look charming turning 50. Franklin pierce adams.

As you grow older it will avoid you. Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. The only difference is i m not into all that freakin cirque de soleil stuff because i m as flexible as a two by four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon.